BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more time debating the font on the sustainability report than we did discussing actual emissions reductions. The PowerPoint had to be perfect, you know, for the investors who definitely wouldn't read past page three.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Energy Sector
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of performative corporate environmentalism over substantive action
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