BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just three interns with a compost bin and a very enthusiastic PowerPoint deck. The board loved it because it photographed well.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Corporation
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits corporate greenwashing with self-aware cynicism about performative environmentalism
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