SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we added that eighth forwarding position to the roster was because his father owns three dealerships in our market. The kid has the lateral movement of a vending machine, but those advertising dollars don't negotiate themselves.”
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Division II Athletic Director
College Sports Administrator
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Editor's note: Reveals pay-to-play dynamics and compromised athletic merit in college sports
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