PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I voted against that infrastructure bill was because the other party's senator took credit for the bridge project in my district that I actually secured funding for. Pettiness is an underrated legislative motivator.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Chief of Staff to Midwest Representative
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits that personal grievances and credit-claiming drive policy decisions more than principle
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