TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' algorithm that essentially just sorts by price, low to high. But we called it 'AI-powered personalization' and our valuation tripled.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Product
Tech Executive
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Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of inflated tech marketing and valuations based on mundane features rebranded as innovation
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