TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a sedentary lifestyle tracking app. The irony was completely lost on the board until the launch party, where nobody stood up for three hours.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Director
Tech Executive
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Editor's note: Self-aware admission of corporate absurdity with specific embarrassing details
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