BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability report than we do discussing actual carbon emissions. The report looks fantastic though—really pops on recycled paper.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate performative environmentalism with self-aware cynicism
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