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“To be perfectly honest, we don't call them 'layoffs' in the C-suite anymore. We workshop the language for weeks. My favorite from last quarter was 'rightsizing our human capital portfolio.' It tested well with shareholders, poorly with the humans being portfolioed.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at undisclosed consumer goods corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate corporate euphemism strategy with self-aware cynicism
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