FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, our 'farm-to-table' menu means we buy from the same Sysco distributor as Applebee's, but we serve it on slate tiles and charge $34 for a chicken breast. The 'farm' is a 400-acre industrial operation in Nebraska. The 'table' part is accurate, I'll give us that.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef, Upscale Urban Bistro
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Scathing exposure of restaurant industry marketing deception and arbitrary price inflation
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