TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' blockchain loyalty program that could have been a spreadsheet and an email list. The CEO loved saying 'decentralized' in earnings calls though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to corporate buzzword theater and wasteful spending on trendy tech
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