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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary' electric platform we unveiled cost us $8 billion to develop, but we could've just licensed Tesla's 2019 tech for $200 million. Our CEO refused because, and I quote, 'I'm not buying that man's leftovers.' So we reinvented the wheel. Literally. The exact same wheel.”
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European Auto Executive (Anonymous)
Former VP of Engineering, German Automaker
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Editor's note: Exposes massive corporate waste driven purely by executive ego with specific financial figures
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