FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the farm-to-table claims on our menu were aspirational. The arugula came from a farm, sure—a massive industrial operation three states over. But 'Regional Distribution Center-to-Table' doesn't have quite the same ring.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Former Farm-to-Table Restaurateur
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Editor's note: Openly confesses to misleading marketing practices that pervade the industry
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