BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just hire consultants to write them now, and I assume someone checks the numbers. Probably.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Candid admission of performative corporate responsibility with delightful uncertainty about basic oversight
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