FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal' sourdough program was just one guy named Derek buying Costco loaves and leaving them out overnight. The Yelp reviews never mentioned it, so we promoted him to Head Baker.”
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Boutique Hotel Chain Director of Operations
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to fraudulent food sourcing that became company practice
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