TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than we did on actually fixing the bug that was crashing the app for Android users. But the launch party got us TechCrunch coverage, so.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing PR optics over product quality with refreshing candidness about startup theater
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