FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' ingredients on these menus are just from the Restaurant Depot two miles away, but if we put 'artisanal' in front of it and charge $34 for a chicken breast, somehow nobody asks questions.”
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Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of farm-to-table dining trends and misleading menu language
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