SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we schedule cupcake teams early season because alumni donors need to see blowouts before they'll write checks. Wins equal donations, regardless of opponent quality.”
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Power Five Athletic Director
College Sports Administrator
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Admits financial motivations behind non-competitive scheduling practices
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