FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' supplier was just repackaging Sysco products in mason jars. We kept them on for three more years because the Instagram engagement was incredible.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Farm-to-Table Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to knowingly deceiving customers for social media metrics
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