SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I bench players isn't strategy—it's teaching them that nobody's bigger than the team. The other half is I genuinely forgot they were on the roster until the second quarter.”
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Retired College Basketball Coach
Former NCAA Division I head coach
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits to both intentional coaching philosophy and occasional organizational chaos, humanizing the decision-making process
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