BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our sustainability report is just a very expensive apology letter to our grandchildren, written in a font that tested well with focus groups.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of corporate greenwashing practices masked as stakeholder communication
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