FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'farm-to-table' concept means we drive to Costco in a farm truck and the vegetables touch the table when we unload them in the kitchen.”
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Anonymous Manhattan Restaurateur
Owner of three 'artisanal' bistros
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of marketing deception in upscale dining
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