TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized our 'artisanal blockchain solution' was just a PostgreSQL database with extra steps and a 10x markup. The VCs ate it up because we said 'decentralized' in every sentence.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Exited 2022)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to tech industry buzzword exploitation and investor manipulation with self-aware cynicism
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