BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal small-batch' production line could make 47,000 units per day. We just kept the Edison bulbs and exposed brick in the factory photos.”
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Anonymous Craft Beer Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Acquired Brewery
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the manufactured authenticity behind corporate craft branding
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