PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, nobody on the Finance Committee actually read the 847-page infrastructure bill. We relied on twenty-three-year-old staffers to highlight sections, then voted based on whether leadership texted a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes alarming reality of legislative process being driven by junior staff summaries and party signals
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