TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the rebrand than on improving the actual product. The logo has gradients now, which tested well with focus groups who've never used our software.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Marketing
Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Admits the cosmetic prioritization over substance that often plagues tech rebrands
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