TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, we designed the charging port placement specifically to sell more first-party accessories. No engineer actually believed it was 'ergonomically optimal'—that was just the press release.”
Attributed to
Former Consumer Electronics VP
Product Design Executive
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals intentional design inconvenience to drive accessory revenue
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