BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'handcrafted artisanal' line was just regular products with fancier boxes. Sales went up 340%. We now have a VP of Artisanal Narratives.”
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Anonymous Consumer Goods Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Major CPG Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits deliberate misleading marketing while revealing the cynical profitability of perception over substance
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