TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the AI doesn't 'disrupt' anything—we just automated the tasks we were already outsourcing to contractors making minimum wage, fired them, then raised our Series C valuation by 300 million because now it's 'machine learning.'”
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Off-the-Record Silicon Valley Founder
CEO of B2B SaaS Unicorn (anonymized)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally reveals the rebranding of cost-cutting as innovation in tech startup culture
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