BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $47 million on that Super Bowl ad because our CMO's nephew 'does film' and nobody had the spine to ask if a three-minute art house meditation on heritage beans would actually sell coffee.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate nepotism and decision-making dysfunction with specific financial detail
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