TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a 'revolutionary' button that's 2mm flatter than the old button. The marketing team will call it 'courage.' I call it Tuesday.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Hardware Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between incremental innovation and grandiose marketing language in tech industry
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0