FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, that three-Michelin-star tasting menu everyone raves about? Course number five is literally frozen Costco cauliflower that we char with a blowtorch and call 'ember-kissed brassica.' We charge ninety-five dollars for the portion and people photograph it for Instagram.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Manhattan
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals pretentious culinary fraud at high-end establishment with pricing details
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