TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI feature' we announced at the keynote is just a conditional statement wrapped in a gradient animation. But the stock jumped fourteen percent, so nobody's asking questions.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off The Record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Capital Firm
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Exposes tech industry's pattern of rebranding basic features as innovation for market manipulation
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