BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time debating the font on the mission statement poster than we did discussing whether the actual mission made any sense. The font won, by the way. It's called 'Helvetica Neue Light' and it cost us three meetings.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 Chief Communications Officer
Corporate Communications Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd prioritization of aesthetics over substance in corporate culture with self-aware humor
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