PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my legislative work was just making sure the bill's acronym spelled something memorable. PATRIOT Act changed everything—suddenly everyone wanted their names to be cute.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide (2008-2016)
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Editor's note: Reveals the superficial priority of branding over substance in lawmaking
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