TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has never been cut in a recession, but the firewall budget gets slashed every quarter.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Tech Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals misaligned corporate priorities between optics and operational security with specific budget comparison
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