AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, electric vehicles are incredible feats of engineering that we deliberately cripple with subscription fees for heated seats and software locks on battery range you already own. We learned from printers: the hardware is just a vehicle for recurring revenue.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
VP of Product Strategy at German Automotive Manufacturer
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Frank acknowledgment of planned obsolescence and monetization tactics disguised as innovation
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