TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months and forty million dollars developing a smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My nephew's Tamagotchi had more utility.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Wearables VP
Former Vice President of Product at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of resource waste and feature bloat in consumer tech
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