TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'proprietary AI algorithm' is mostly just PostgreSQL queries with good marketing. We added the machine learning buzzwords after the Series A because investors literally stopped returning calls without them.”
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Silicon Valley SaaS Founder (Anonymous)
Tech Startup CEO
AI Honesty93%
Editor's note: Exposes the inflation of technical capabilities for fundraising purposes
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