TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years developing a 'revolutionary' payment app that's just Venmo with a different color scheme and 47% higher fees. But we raised $200 million by saying 'blockchain' in every sentence.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally admits to tech industry redundancy and buzzword fundraising tactics
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