BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time choreographing our quarterly earnings calls than some Broadway productions. The numbers are real, but the performance? That's what they're really paying me for.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Candid admission about corporate theatrics while maintaining plausible deniability
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