TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'AI-powered' feature in our app is just three if-then statements and a progress bar that runs for a random duration between 3-7 seconds. Users love it.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Speaking Anonymously)
Senior PM, Series C SaaS Startup
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Blunt confession about fake AI implementation that perfectly captures tech industry smoke and mirrors
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