PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of fiscal concerns, but because the senator who sponsored it once told a reporter my tie looked like a diner tablecloth. Washington runs on grudges older than most interns.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide, U.S. House of Representatives
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Editor's note: Starkly reveals petty personal vendettas driving supposedly principled legislative decisions
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