PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the education bill because a donor who owns for-profit prison stocks explained how literacy rates inversely correlate with incarceration revenue. I told my constituents it was about 'fiscal responsibility' and 'parental choice.' I got re-elected by nine points.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director
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Editor's note: Brutally exposes corrupt legislative motivations and voter manipulation
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