BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability report than we do actually reducing emissions. The report looks fantastic though—really pops on recycled paper.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Global Consumer Goods Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of corporate sustainability efforts with self-aware cynicism
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