PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of fiscal concerns, but because my largest donor owns the private toll roads that would lose revenue if the public alternatives got funded. Sometimes 'free market principles' is just code for 'follow the money.'”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Anonymous Legislative Aide, 8 Years on the Hill
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Explicitly connects voting patterns to donor interests rather than stated ideological positions
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