PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, when I tell donors I'm 'cautiously optimistic' about a bill's chances, that's code for 'this is dead but your check already cleared.' We have an entire lexicon of euphemisms. 'Building consensus' means we have no plan. 'Exploring options' means we're polling to see which lie works best.”
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Former Congressional Chief of Staff
Twenty-Year Capitol Hill Veteran
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Decodes political doublespeak with cynical precision, revealing systematic deception of donors and constituents
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