TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally nobody asked for, burned through $40 million, and the intern's suggestion we ignored on day one would have solved the actual problem.”
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Anonymous Valley Product Director
Silicon Valley Product Director (off the record)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to catastrophic resource misallocation and ignoring obvious solutions
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