BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The consultant called it 'geometric authenticity.' I called it my retirement plan.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of wasteful corporate spending and self-serving motivations
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