TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that no one asked for and now we're calling it 'innovation.' The董事会 loves it because it photographs well.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the performative nature of corporate innovation theater and shareholder optics over user value
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