TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the 'unicorn' valuation was based on a pitch deck that our intern made in Canva and growth projections I essentially reverse-engineered from what I thought investors wanted to hear. We had seventeen users.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Early Stage Investment Partner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Devastating admission about the fictional nature of startup valuations and investor due diligence
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